THE MICROWAVE
Your reliable dose of RF exposure since 2024.
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We here at The Microwave are committed to bringing you reporting as fine in quality as Trader Joe's frozen mac 'n cheese. We are dedicated to serving our readers the reality of the world, wrapped neatly in PFAS and nuked on High for 6 minutes.
Our Team.
This is the Team section. We'll have pictures of our active writers. Unfortunately, I am the only real person to currently exist here.
Elle Doolittle
Founder; Editor-in-Chief
May resort to violence, insanity, or Skibidi Toilet if exposed to weed.
Our Casualties
This is where writers are remembered when they quit, graduate, or take inconveniently timed dirt naps. I think I will let them write their own obituaries/causes of death (granted they keep it to 3 lines). So far, we haven't had any quitters, graduates, or bucket-kickers yet, so I've stocked the section with AI-generations and stock photos.
