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Stoned Easter Bunny Fails to Deliver Baskets
Easter fell on 4/20 this year, creating a serious schedule conflict for Peter Cottontail. The Easter Bunny, high as a kite, munching a...
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Undies Out: Meet the New TikTok Trend Sweeping the Nation
Fancy panties have become a status symbol in Generation Z's online universe. A fashion-forward customer is spotted at the local Walmart....
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Zombie Apocalypse as Founding Fathers Rise from the Grave and Storm the Capitol
WASHINGTON, D.C.— In the twilight hours of January 5, 2025, Abraham Lincoln emerged from his grave with a purpose to end the reign of...
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Undies Out: Meet the New TikTok Trend Sweeping the Nation
Fancy panties have become a status symbol in Generation Z's online universe. A fashion-forward customer is spotted at the local Walmart....
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[Archive] The June 27th Presidential Debate
It was quite a spectacle as the incumbent, a worn-out gym sock, faced relentless verbal and olfactory attacks from the challenger, a...
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Stoned Easter Bunny Fails to Deliver Baskets
Easter fell on 4/20 this year, creating a serious schedule conflict for Peter Cottontail. The Easter Bunny, high as a kite, munching a...
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Zombie Apocalypse as Founding Fathers Rise from the Grave and Storm the Capitol
WASHINGTON, D.C.— In the twilight hours of January 5, 2025, Abraham Lincoln emerged from his grave with a purpose to end the reign of...
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[Archive] The June 27th Presidential Debate
It was quite a spectacle as the incumbent, a worn-out gym sock, faced relentless verbal and olfactory attacks from the challenger, a...
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Stoned Easter Bunny Fails to Deliver Baskets
Easter fell on 4/20 this year, creating a serious schedule conflict for Peter Cottontail. The Easter Bunny, high as a kite, munching a...
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"F———!!!": Taylor Swift's Hottest New Single
The country-singer-turned-earthquake-inducer continues to test the limits of the music industry: this time, testing how many times you...
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